Tag Archive | "japan"

UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASING – ALIENS ATTACK!

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During the first week of 2012, UFO reports from around the world have increased 500%. The alien invasion is underway!

RADIOACTIVE SUSHI!

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JAPAN – Radioactive iodine in fish is 7.5 million times the legal limit. The Japanese government has imposed new health limits on sushi!

RADIOACTIVE MILK

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WASHINGTON — High levels of radiation have be found in milk samples in two Western states. Officials say there is a significant public health threat.

NUCLEAR SNOW!

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SENDAI-SHI, JAPAN – What’s next for Japan? Snow! Nuclear snow will be falling on this Japanese town tonight!

ROBOT SUPER MODEL

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TOKYO – This year’s Japan’s Fashion Week featured not just new clothes, but an entirely new kind of super model!

ZOMBIE VERSUS KIDS

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TOKYO – A group of Japanese children are convinced a zombie is attacking their home… so they fight back!

ED ANGER SAYS: LEAVE OUR NUKES ALONE!

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That Obama really smashes my atoms!

JAPANESE CITIZENS BECOME ANIMATED

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TOKYO – A number of Japanese citizens have become afflicted with what can only be described as a reanimation.

ALIENS USING KOTA TOYS TO DESTROY EARTH

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TOKYO, JAPAN – Just days before Christmas, evidence has been found that exposes an alien plot to destroy the Earth and enslave mankind – using toys!

JAPANESE RESTAURANT HIRES TINY BIGFOOT BUSBOY

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TOKYO, JAPAN – Following reports this week of a Japanese restaurant employing a staff of monkey waiters, Shibuya hideaway, DaiDai, has announced the recent hire of the world’s tiniest Bigfoot!