Tag Archive | "japan"

ROBOT SUPER MODEL

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TOKYO – This year’s Japan’s Fashion Week featured not just new clothes, but an entirely new kind of super model!

ZOMBIE VERSUS KIDS

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TOKYO – A group of Japanese children are convinced a zombie is attacking their home… so they fight back!

ED ANGER SAYS: LEAVE OUR NUKES ALONE!

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That Obama really smashes my atoms!

JAPANESE CITIZENS BECOME ANIMATED

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TOKYO – A number of Japanese citizens have become afflicted with what can only be described as a reanimation.

ALIENS USING KOTA TOYS TO DESTROY EARTH

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TOKYO, JAPAN – Just days before Christmas, evidence has been found that exposes an alien plot to destroy the Earth and enslave mankind – using toys!

JAPANESE RESTAURANT HIRES TINY BIGFOOT BUSBOY

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TOKYO, JAPAN – Following reports this week of a Japanese restaurant employing a staff of monkey waiters, Shibuya hideaway, DaiDai, has announced the recent hire of the world’s tiniest Bigfoot!

McCain Will Sell Hawaii to Raise Cash

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“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”

Alien Sitcoms are Worse than Ours

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“The show has every worn-out cliché you’ve seen on TV a million times,” declares linguist Barry Malford of San Diego