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UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
MONKEY MAN RUNNING
A 29-year-old Tokyo man, Kenichi Ito, has gone bananas. He’s the fastest monkey runner in the world.
ALIENS LAND IN JAPAN
Four alien spaceships from Planet Zeeba landed in Makurazaki over the weekend.
UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASING – ALIENS ATTACK!
During the first week of 2012, UFO reports from around the world have increased 500%. The alien invasion is underway!
RADIOACTIVE SUSHI!
JAPAN – Radioactive iodine in fish is 7.5 million times the legal limit. The Japanese government has imposed new health limits on sushi!
RADIOACTIVE MILK
WASHINGTON — High levels of radiation have be found in milk samples in two Western states. Officials say there is a significant public health threat.
NUCLEAR SNOW!
SENDAI-SHI, JAPAN – What’s next for Japan? Snow! Nuclear snow will be falling on this Japanese town tonight!
ROBOT SUPER MODEL
TOKYO – This year’s Japan’s Fashion Week featured not just new clothes, but an entirely new kind of super model!
ZOMBIE VERSUS KIDS
TOKYO – A group of Japanese children are convinced a zombie is attacking their home… so they fight back!
ED ANGER SAYS: LEAVE OUR NUKES ALONE!
That Obama really smashes my atoms!
