BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT

By Frank Lake on December 3, 2012

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Tag Archives: Janet Napolitano

By Frank Lake on February 26, 2013

GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!

By Frank Lake on November 9, 2011

REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!

By Frank Lake on November 17, 2010

Check out this Taiwanese animation about the TSA and their plans to “touch your junk”.

By Frank Lake on November 16, 2010

WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.

By Frank Lake on November 8, 2010

CENTERVILLE, VA – A blue UFO was confirmed over Virginia last night!

By Frank Lake on August 13, 2010

LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!

By Frank Lake on August 7, 2010

NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!

By Ed Anger on December 28, 2009

I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!