ROME – Italy is on the brink of financial ruin, so China has made an offer to buy Italy

PERUGIA, Italy — A jury overturned the murder convictions of Amanda Knox… and now she’s heading to Knoxville with a recording contract.

The Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings – a 19.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 118 million viewers overall – shattering all TV records.

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that the cast of Jersey Shore will be his guests at the Vatican for a week.

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MILAN – The Italian heavy metal band “Fratello Metallo” has a real shocker – their singer is a monk!

VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!

NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months. Many questioned why India would spend billions of dollars during a world economic crisis on interplanetary space travel.

Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams

“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”