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MILAN – The Italian heavy metal band “Fratello Metallo” has a real shocker – their singer is a monk!

VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!

NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months. Many questioned why India would spend billions of dollars during a world economic crisis on interplanetary space travel.

Natalie and Chris Suhree were eating spaghetti and meatballs and discussing mafia politics when they heard the screams

“His Holiness bet that he could teach a monkey to create works of art more quickly than Michelangelo.”