Tag Archive | "israel"

IRAN TRAINING 3,500 FEMALE NINJAS!

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Thousands of Iranian woman are training to be ninjas – and they are ready for battle!

SCIENTISTS GROW SPERM IN LABORATORY

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MUNICH – Scientists are able to grow sperm in a laboratory dish. Could this make men obsolete?

A BOY NAMED “LIKE”

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ISRAEL – Parents have named their newborn son – “Like.”

BIEBER INVOLVED IN MIDEAST PEACE TALKS

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TEL AVIV – Justin Bieber has been called in to help negotiate peace in the Mideast.

POPE: JEWS DID NOT KILL JESUS

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VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI has exonerated the Jews for killing Jesus. They had nothing to do with the death of Jesus Christ. Aliens did it!

OLDEST HUMAN REMAINS

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JERUSALEM – Israeli archaeologists said Monday they found the earliest evidence yet for the existence of modern man.

NASRALLAH FISH

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JERUSALEM – A fish invading the shores of Israel has been nicknamed after Hezbollah’s leader!

OBATMA!

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At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

Baby Parts Lake Michigan

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A year ago, John and his wife Rachel would not have believed what fate had in store for them