COLOGNE, Germany – This may be the most important find since the Dead Sea Scrolls!

Thousands of Iranian woman are training to be ninjas – and they are ready for battle!

TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.

WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!

IRAN – Iranian officials confirmed today that they have found Noah’s Ark!

WASHINGTON – Wikileaks has dropped a bombshell cache of U.S. diplomatic cables.

TEHRAN – While violence continues to rock Iran over election results, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went into a funk after President Obama never returns his calls.

I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party!

WASHINGTON, DC – The US has proposed engaging in direct diplomacy with Iran, and President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad appears happy to participate.

TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmedinejad shocked the world this week by appearing on a one hour Christmas special broadcast on the BBC.