Tag Archives: iran
IRAN INVENTS TIME MACHINE
An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
IRAN PLANS TO BOMB HOLLYWOOD
Iran is planning to bomb Hollywood over the Oscar-winning movie Argo because of its ‘unrealistic portrayal’ of the country.
AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER!
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
THE GOSPEL OF BARNABAS FOUND IN IRAN!
Iran’s Basij Press claims the Gospel of Barnabas, discovered in 2000, will cause the collapse worldwide of Christianity.
5,000 YEAR OLD EYEBALL!
Archaeologists discovered the world’s first prosthetic eye, which was worn by an ancient Persian priestess.
BETHLEHEM PROPHECIES
COLOGNE, Germany – This may be the most important find since the Dead Sea Scrolls!
IRAN TRAINING 3,500 FEMALE NINJAS!
Thousands of Iranian woman are training to be ninjas – and they are ready for battle!
IRAN LAUNCHES FLYING SAUCER
TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.
MICHELLE OBAMA: TURN OFF THE INTERNET!
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!
NOAH’S ARK FOUND IN IRAN!
IRAN – Iranian officials confirmed today that they have found Noah’s Ark!










