ARLINGTON, VA – Physiologist finds that a popular mobile phone game cures chronic constipation.
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iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
iPAD 2 RUMORS
NEW YORK – Apple announced that the iPad 2 will come installed with a revolutionary app – Windows!
STEVE JOBS INTRODUCES THE IPORN
CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.
THE STEVE JOBS SOLUTION: STOP MAKING PHONE CALLS!
CUPERTINO, CA – On Friday, Steve Jobs announced his solution for iPhone 4 customers: “stop making phone calls!”
iPHONE 3.0 APPS
SAN DIEGO, CA – Apple is set to give its popular iPhone a facelift. On March 17th the company will premiere the new iPhone 3.0 operating system and a host of new applications.
UPDATE: MACWORLD THREATENED BY DEATH RAY
UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.