Tag Archive | "iphone"

IPAD FALLS FROM SPACE!

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An iPad was dropped to Earth from space in a super-tough $6 case — and survived.

WWN ON GOOGLE CURRENTS!

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BREAKING NEWS Google has selected Weekly World News for the launch of the new Google Currents social reading platform for iPhones, Android Phones, Android tablets and iPads.

STEVE JOBS COMMENCEMENT SPEECH

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RIP. Steve Jobs. 1955-2011.

iPHONES TRACK USERS

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PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!

DOCTOR DISCOVERS CURE FOR CHRONIC CONSTIPATION

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ARLINGTON, VA – Physiologist finds that a popular mobile phone game cures chronic constipation.

iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION

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WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.

STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

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WASHINGTON – President Obama rallies America in his State of the Union Address.

DROIDS HELP KIDS CHEAT

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NEW YORK – Android platform phones, or Droids, are helping kids cheat in school.

iPAD 2 RUMORS

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NEW YORK – Apple announced that the iPad 2 will come installed with a revolutionary app – Windows!

STEVE JOBS INTRODUCES THE IPORN

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CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.