DES MOINES – Aliens have been spotted around Ron Paul in Iowa. Could they be supporters?

DECORAH, IOWA – There was an Elvis sighting on President Obama’s tour of the midwest!

BROOKLYN – Faravores, followers of the latest food craze, demand distance for their delicacies.

A local hospital recently revealed that Allan Collinson, son of Ted and Dede Collinson, was born with fragmented, refracted eyes. “At first I thought they were just really, really bright,” said his proud but confused mother.