DENVER – A all-star concert for extraterrestrials is being planned for 2012 – the apocalypse.

BROOKLYN, NY – The Beastie Boys held a secret show in their hometown, and a certain beastly boy was on hand to collaborate.

Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated

“Suddenly, I heard what sounded like a cat caught in a blender. In the midst of all that shrieking, I could’ve sworn I heard my name.”