FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

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ED ANGER SAYS: IT'S 'IN DEPENDS DAY'!

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I’m madder than a wet firecracker! Tomorrow is Independence Day, the 4th of July, but our great nation is going down the toilet.

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PALIN SPENDS COLUMBUS DAY ON WITCH HUNT

WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.

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