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For Freedom! For America!
COPENHAGEN – When Hugo Chavez addressed the Copenhagen climate summit in his native tongue, all waited with eager hearts.
NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.
I’m madder than a wet firecracker! Tomorrow is Independence Day, the 4th of July, but our great nation is going down the toilet.
I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!
I’m madder than chair-tossing hoops coach Bobby Knight with road rage about a new survey I just read saying that Americans are too rude!
WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.