Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat.
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NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg told New Yorkers that anyone looting during Hurricane Sandy will be put in internment camps in upstate New York.
With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested.
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
NORWALK, CT – Sean Penn has come to the rescue again! He is helping victims of Hurricane Irene.
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away!
NEW YORK – Meteorologists are predicting that Hurricane Irene will sink Manhattan Island.
How to Contact the Space People is a must have for all E.T. enthusiasts.
COLUMBUS, OH – Ted Williams, a homeless man from Cleveland with a golden radio voice, was hired by the Today Show!
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated