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CHRIS CHRISTIE OFFICIALLY BECOMES A DEMOCRAT
Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat.
BLOOMBERG: LOOTERS WILL BE PUT IN INTERNMENT CAMPS
NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg told New Yorkers that anyone looting during Hurricane Sandy will be put in internment camps in upstate New York.
GOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST “STUPID PEOPLE”
With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested.
CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
SEAN PENN AIDS CT FLOOD VICTIMS
NORWALK, CT – Sean Penn has come to the rescue again! He is helping victims of Hurricane Irene.
SNOOKI BLOWN OFF JERSEY SHORE!
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away!
HELLSTORM WILL DESTROY MANHATTAN!
NEW YORK – Meteorologists are predicting that Hurricane Irene will sink Manhattan Island.
HOW TO CONTACT THE SPACE PEOPLE
How to Contact the Space People is a must have for all E.T. enthusiasts.
TODAY SHOW HIRES HOMELESS MAN AS HOST
COLUMBUS, OH – Ted Williams, a homeless man from Cleveland with a golden radio voice, was hired by the Today Show!
UFO Found on Beach After Hurricane Ike
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated
