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Tag Archives: humor
EASTER BUNNY IN REHAB?
RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – A six foot tall rabbit was seen leaving the Betty Ford Clinic this week. Is the Easter Bunny trying to clean up before his big day?
FIDEL CASTRO MEETS THE ALIEN
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
LINDSAY LOHAN HIT WITH RESTRAINING ORDER
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.
NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP RESULTS
DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.
RED SOX HOME OPENER
BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.
NORTH KOREA FIRES ROCKET
NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.
