RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – A six foot tall rabbit was seen leaving the Betty Ford Clinic this week. Is the Easter Bunny trying to clean up before his big day?

HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.

DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.

BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.

NEW YORK, NY – The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting after North Korea fired a large rocket.