KENTUCKY – Country legend Loretta Lynn, 76, was released from a hospital, she didn’t have pneumonia, she had morning sickness!

Lynn was initially rushed to treatment in the early hours of the weekend, and has subsequently canceled several show dates. A

ccording to a statement on her official website, “Around 1:30 AM Saturday morning, Loretta awoke on her tour bus complaining that she was having a hard time breathing. They admitted her into a Bowling Green, Kentucky hospital where she was treated over the weekend for the beginning stages of bacterial pneumonia.”

But WWN has learned tonight – from Dr. Jeremy Brannon, head surgeon at the hospital – that Lynn was not suffering from pneumonia, she was suffering from morning sickness.  Loretta is pregnant again.

Loretta had four children before she was 19 and now that she is 76 (with several grandchildren) she thought she might be able to set a new kind of record and have a child after 75.    Like several other senior women, Loretta is using an artificial womb with sperm and egg donors.

Loretta is now back at her home in Hurricane Mills, Tennessee recovering; says Lynn, “It was one scary night… But I am feeling better and just gonna take it easy for a couple of weeks.”

The country music icon is beloved by her fans – and is an American treasure.  President Barack Obama, who appeared on Jay Leno tonight, wished her a speedy recovery – and a healthy, happy baby.  The baby, reportedly a girl, will be another Coal Miner’s Daughter Daughter.

Her rep confirms that she intends to make her next scheduled performance on Nov. 3 in Knoxville, Tenn.

NEW YORK -  Donald Trump’s birth certificate is a fake.  He was actually born in Kenya!

Donald Trump has appeared on a number of shows in the last week – including The View and The O’Reilly Factor – to question whether Barack Obama has a birth certificate or not.

The Donald then produced his own birth certificate, but under close examination it turned out to be a fake.  WWN investigated the birth of Trump.

“It’s amazing, but after researching his birth, we learned he was born in Nairobi, Kenya,” said New York’s famous detective, Bo Dietl.  “Donald’s father,  Donald John Trump, was in Nairobi making real estate deals, when his wife, Mary Anne, gave birth to Donald, Jr. on June 14, 1946.

Trump insiders say that this is the main reason he is pushing to prove that Obama was not born in Hawaii – he wants to share a common heritage with Obama!

WWN learned that Trump has a wife, Abasi, and two children – Doma and Chiku – in Nairobi.  Here’s Trump and Abasi:

This, of course, means that Trump can not run for President in 2012.

A coal miner is nursing a sore tush — and a tormenting fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead.

Jorge Cortez was just finishing his shift in the Molinaro Coal Mine near the city of Santa Elena, Venezuela, when he heard the violent pounding of giant wings in a dark passageway.

Before he could react, an enormous bat flew out of the tunnel and made straight for him.

“I turned to run, but he bit me on my backside,” Cortez says. “I screamed and fainted from the pain.”

The 44-year-old miner awoke lying on his stomach in the emergency room of Santa Maria Hospital in Santa Elena.

“The doctors were standing around, looking at me and laughing,” he says. “They didn’t believe me when I told them I’d been attacked by a bat with a wingspan of at least 12 feet. They tested my blood for drugs.”

Despite their skepticism, the medics confirm that Cortez sustained two puncture wounds on his left buttock.

They also note that he demonstrated a “morbid fascination” with blood and had to be forcibly removed from the hospital’s blood bank.

“I know it was a vampire,” the miner says from a standing position.

“I always used to like my steaks well done. Now, I want them rare.”