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SOFIA VERGARA DEPORTED
Homeland Security has deported Sofia Vergara after a number of “incidents” in Miami.
EMERGENCY ALIEN ALERT SYSTEM TEST – NOV. 9th
REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!
ELECTRONIC TATTOO
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.
TAIWANESE ANIMATION ABOUT TSA GROPING
Check out this Taiwanese animation about the TSA and their plans to “touch your junk”.
TSA SELLS NAKED BODY SCANS ONLINE
WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.
TSA TO STRIP SEARCH ALL PASSENGERS
WASHINGTON – Janet Napolitano announced today that, due to increased threats, all airline passengers will be strip-searched.
BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN!
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!
ED ANGER RETURNS
My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!
Bigfoot Captured in Catskills
U.S. put on terror alert!
