COLOGNE, Germany – This may be the most important find since the Dead Sea Scrolls!

PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.

The Baby Food Diet is all the rage in Europe and Hollywood!

HOLLYWOOD – Comedian Bill Maher is renouncing his American citizenship and moving to Tahiti.

BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood, CA. Protesting stars force cancellation of Academy Awards!

NEW YORK, NY – After another bomb at the box office, it might be time for one actress to pursue a new direction!

HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Jam band Phish has reunited for a heavily anticipated 2009 tour. But fans are outraged after Ticketmaster made a mistake with ticket sales.

I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party!

HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.