ASHTON KUTCHER TO GET LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
The “Two and a Half Men” actor will be honored at the 84th Annual Academy Awards.
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BETHLEHEM PROPHECIES
COLOGNE, Germany – This may be the most important find since the Dead Sea Scrolls!
CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
THE BABY FOOD DIET
The Baby Food Diet is all the rage in Europe and Hollywood!
BILL MAHER LEAVING AMERICA
HOLLYWOOD – Comedian Bill Maher is renouncing his American citizenship and moving to Tahiti.
OSCARS CANCELLED!
BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood, CA. Protesting stars force cancellation of Academy Awards!
NEW JENNIFER ANISTON FILM BOMBS – TIME FOR CHANGE
NEW YORK, NY – After another bomb at the box office, it might be time for one actress to pursue a new direction!
DEVIL PUTS A FREEZE ON BUYING SOULS
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.
PHISH RED ROCKS TICKETS DISASTER
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Jam band Phish has reunited for a heavily anticipated 2009 tour. But fans are outraged after Ticketmaster made a mistake with ticket sales.
ED ANGER SAYS: NUKE HOLLYWOOD!
I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party!
