Tag Archive | "hillary clinton"

ED ANGER SAYS: “SEND HILLARY TO FRANCE!”

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Everybody knows Hillary Clinton wears the pants in that crazy family, but now she could go to jail for it!

SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA

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NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…

ED ANGER SAYS: MAY DAY? MAYDAY!!

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I’m madder than Ted Kennedy at a cash bar! Today’s May 1, the big commie holiday.

ARLEN SPECTER SWITCHES PARTIES

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WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!

OBAMA APPOINTEE CURSE

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WASHINGTON, DC – Charles Freeman has withdrawn from consideration as National Intelligence Chair. Another appointee is claimed by the Obama Curse.

ED ANGER SAYS: TOM DASCHLE IS MY HERO

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I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!

PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA

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ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.

UPDATE: OBATMA CELEBRATES!

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Obatma rejoices over Clinton’s nomination for Secretary of State position: the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is his!

Five Classic Weekly World News Covers

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We’re opening the vaults to give Area 51 members access to some of our classic Weekly World News covers!

McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs

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“I won’t be dwarfed by a Democrat!”, candidate declares