LOS ANGELES -  Heidi Klum split from Seal and within a day she has a new beau:  Bat Boy!

Heidi Klum interviewed a number  lawyers and is ready to file for divorce from Seal.  And now she can be with her true love… Bat Boy.

The world may have been stunned wh announced their divorce this past weekend, but according to new reports, the couple had been plotting their separation for weeks!

Heidi met Bat Boy at a convention in New York last year and reports are that they fell in love immediately.  “Ironically, Heidi felt that Bat Boy was more of a man than Seal,” said a source close to Klum.

One of the reasons Heidi is divorcing Seal is because of his nasty temper, but Bat Boy has been known to fly of the handle as well.  “Bat Boy is no shrinking violet either,” said Dr. Barry Leed who has studied Bat Boy for the last ten years.  “Bat Boy is a lot to handle, but I think Klum is up to the task.”

Klum and Bat Boy plan to split their time between Hollywood and West Virginia.

From seal to bat…

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LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.

As reported here yesterday, Bat Boy was thrilled that Heidi Klum decided to be Bat Boy for Halloween – at not one but TWO parties.  But Bat Boy was not invited to either party – which got him a bit agitated.

But what REALLY upset Bat Boy was the fact that Heidi Klum was acting like a monkey – dressed as Bat Boy.

Look at this.  What does she think she’s doing??

Tim Gunn weighed in on Heidi’s Bat Boy costume.  “The face is fabulous, but the hairy costume and her odd behavior…, well she needs to make it work!”

Sources close to Bat Boy say that he was livid that Heidi Klum would dress up as Bat Boy and then act like a monkey.  “Bat Boy is NOT a monkey.  Bat Boy is Bat Boy,” said  Allegra Staples, a close personal friend of Bat Boy.  “We all can understand Bat Boy’s anger. For Heidi Klum to behave in a way that disrespects him – and on his favorite holiday of the year, well… it’s just too much to bear.”

Bat Boy was so upset he was barely recognizable:

Friends of Bat Boy tried to calm her down by showing him one of his favorite Heidi Klum pictures:

But it didn’t work.  He was still upset.

Bat Boy’s attorney are presently drafting a cease and desist to Klum for her plan to dress as him on his favorite holiday.  However, a spokesperson for  the mutant  say that the supermodel and media mogul towering can still wear the costume and he will drop his lawsuit, if and ONLY if, she does the following:

1) STOPS ACTING LIKE A MONKEY!

2) TAKES HIM AS HER DATE TO HER HALLOWEEN PARTIES.

Bat Boy has two simple requests and he hopes Heidi Klum will do the right thing and honor BOTH his requests.

If not… Heidi will get the full wrath of Bat Boy!!   And no, Seal can’t save her this time.

LAS  VEGAS – Heidi Klum has chosen her Halloween costume – she’s going as Bat Boy!

Heidi Klum has long been a fan of Bat Boy and was excited to announce that her Halloween costume for parties she is hosting in New York and Las Vegas will be – Bat Boy!

Alex Rees broke the story that the supermodel, and star of Project Runway, thought that Bat Boy represented “style”, “innovation” and “class.” Klum told WWN that she feels Bat Boy might represent the future of fashion.

It even got a mention in New York magazine.

Bat Boy has long been a fan of Heidi Klum:

This is one of Bat Boy’s favorite pictures of Heidi:

Sources close to Bat Boy say that he has not decided whether he will attend the party in Las Vegas.  ”He’s waiting for Heidi to contact him directly and discuss how best to handle the Halloween events,” said the source.

Heidi did get a little confused and started “monkeying around” as Bat Boy – as reported by zap2it.com

Heidi did her best to look like Bat Boy.  Fans of Project Runway have been asked to weigh in on how successful Heidi was in designing her Bat Boy costume.  Did she succeed?

The most popular costume this Halloween is – Casey Anthony. BUT with Heidi Klum throwing her support behind Bat Boy, the mutant may soon become the most popular costume for 2011.   It would not be the first year he has been in the #1 slot for Halloween costumes.

Bat Boy was the number one Halloween costume in 1996, 1998, 2002-04, 2007 and 2009.

Are you going to follow Heidi’s lead?

NEW YORK, NY – Heidi and Seal show that there is still plenty of fire in their marriage!

Heidi Klum has certainly been the fantasy of any warm-blooded male over the years. The sexy model has shown that she has more to offer than just her looks – she’s a successful fashion designer, television producer and successful business woman.

Seal is the other half of the power couple. The English singer has had a successful music career that has spanned over two decades. Seal’s voice is unique and has won him numerous awards, including multiple Grammy awards.

The two have been married since 2005 and have three children together. Despite their successful careers and busy home life, the couple knows that they have plenty of fire and passion left in their marriage. They decided to show that fire and passion in Seal’s upcoming video for his single “Secret.”

In the video due to be released on Wednesday, the two take it all off. Seal, 47, and Klum, 37, get hot and heavy in the video and share a very passionate kiss.

“It’s the story of two people in love,” Klum said. “My husband is what I always wanted and never thought I would have.”

LONDON – Michelle Obama was in the news again this week for an unusual ensemble she wore to Westminster Abbey with her daughters in London. The outfit, while colorful and interesting, was a bold step for the First Lady who is most often noticed for her fashion choices.

French First Lady and former supermodel Carla Bruni was quoted in Le Monde as saying, “If she wants to put looking good aside in favor of focusing on time with her daughters, I can respect that.  I wish I had the courage to go out in public looking like that.”

Incensed, Michelle Obama immediately challenged Carla Bruni to a Walk-Off.

Both First Ladies agreed to compete in a best of five Walk-Off to see who could wear their clothes best.  A complete media blackout was maintained as this was a non-UN sanctioned event.

Michelle Obama, a lawyer by trade, wrote out the agreement stating they would follow old-school rules.  Also included was a clause stating that Bruni, a well documented immortal, could use none of her mystic powers during the competition.  The document was signed and Michelle Obama utilized her sleeveless summer dress by flexing her guns to intimidate the French head of state.  Mrs. Bruni showed only indifference before flying to her dressing room.

Heidi Klum, Yves Saint Laurent, and David Bowie were tapped to be judges.  Tim Gunn, who happened to be there at the time, was allowed to officiate.  The two powerhouses of politics and fashion went head to head in their best five outfits to a select crowd of London’s elite.

The audience was stunned at the elegance and grace both women brought to the runway.  Summer, winter, and formal fashions showed refined taste, and the poise of competing world leaders.  In the final round Michelle Obama pulled into the lead with a fashion forward Jackie-O inspired ensemble.  Carla Bruni attempted to come back with a gold Roman-inspired evening gown.  However her sheer top clearly violated the international nipple rules.  David Bowie disqualified her immediately.

Impressed by each others poise and abilities Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Bruni have since made amends.  The two remain Facebook friends and most political scientists consider them strong “frenemies”.