TOP STORIES
Tag Archives: health
THE MOONSHINE DIET
You can flush out fat fast without pesky dieting or exercise, on the flabulous new Moonshine Diet!
FLU VICTIMS PUT IN FEDERAL PRISONS
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
ENTIRE TOWN LOSES MEMORY
Deep in the heart of the Midwest, residents of one picturesque town in Missouri feel as though they all have forgotten something: their entire lives.
LAXATIVE FOUND IN TOWN’S WATER SUPPLY
FORT HONOR, OH– There’s a rumbling in this small Ohio town – and it’s not coming from the ground.
ACCUSED ROBBER CITES ‘TEMPORARY LINSANITY’
NEW YORK — A man claims “temporary Linsanity” led him to rob a Queens diner.
ZOO RESORTS TO ALL-PIZZA DIET FOR ANIMALS
COLUMBUS, OH – One Ohio zoo-owner is slicing costs in a unique way.
MCDONALD’S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS
Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.
AIR MAKES YOU FAT!
The air you’re breathing is adding inches to your waistline!
NO LINE FOR EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sources report that you can expect little waiting time for some of today’s most dramatic rides.
