BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT

By Frank Lake on December 3, 2012

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OBAMA WAS BORN – ON MARS!

By Frank Lake on April 20, 2011

After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!

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DONALD TRUMP: BORN IN KENYA!

By Frank Lake on April 2, 2011

NEW YORK – Donald Trump’s birth certificate is a fake. He was actually born in Kenya!

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HAWAIIAN VOLCANO

By Tap Vann on March 7, 2011

HAWAII – The Kilauea Volcano erupted on Sunday shooting up to 365 feet in the air.

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OBAMA IN REMAKE OF HAWAII FIVE-O

By Frank Lake on September 18, 2010

LOS ANGELES – President Obama stars in three episodes of the CBS remake of Hawaii Five-O.

Headlines, Politics, TopStory

FANTASY INAUGURATION

By Hideaki Tailor on January 15, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning response to the passing of Ricardo Montalban, Barack Obama has announced last-minute changes to his upcoming inauguration.

Politics, TopStory

MERPEOPLE TO BUY CONEY ISLAND

By Reginald Cunningham III on December 19, 2008

NEW YORK, NY – New York state, desperate for money, has agreed to sell Coney Island to the Merpeople.

Mutants, TopStory

OBATMA!

By Tap Vann on October 14, 2008

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

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OBAMA NUDE

By Hideaki Tailor on October 6, 2008

CAMBRIDGE, MA – The shocking photo obtained by Weekly World News reporter Hideaki Tailor reveals that Obama revealed himself during his time at Harvard Law School.

In order to pay his way though Harvard Law, Barack Obama posed nude for several sessions of a figural drawing class.

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