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VANCOUVER – An Asian man tried to sneak into Canada dressed as an old white man.
CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.
LAS VEGAS – Early voting has assured victory for Harry Reid in next week’s midterm elections.
COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.
WASHINGTON – Sen. Harry Reid told reporters he’s in love with NY Senator Kirsten Gillibrand.
WASHINGTON – On the first night of the White House Dance Series, the White House introduced its own dance troupe, Hip-Potus.
WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas flew away from Martha’s Vineyard today to attend Burning Man.
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted 60-40 on Tuesday to move forward with buying new houses and cars for all unemployed Americans.