Tag Archives: harry reid

STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!

By Frank Lake on April 3, 2012

CAMBRIDGE – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!

By Tap Vann on March 28, 2012

President Obama and other leaders are wearing hoodies in a statement against discrimination and profiling.

By Hideaki Tailor on January 9, 2012

WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.

By Frank Lake on September 3, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

By Frank Lake on September 1, 2011

BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.

By Tap Vann on August 9, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – The Super Congress met in secret last night. Word leaked that they will make the stock market rise and heal the earth!

By Frank Lake on July 29, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!

By Frank Lake on November 5, 2010

VANCOUVER – An Asian man tried to sneak into Canada dressed as an old white man.

By Frank Lake on November 1, 2010

CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.

By Frank Lake on October 27, 2010

LAS VEGAS – Early voting has assured victory for Harry Reid in next week’s midterm elections.