Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!

I’m madder than an Eskimo with a busted mukluk! Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska on Friday, and I still can’t get over it.

I’m madder than a flea on a soapy dog! There’s this crazy rumor going around the computers that I’m dead!

I’m madder than Matt Lauer whose run out of Rogaine! Who needs scary movies at the drive-in when we’re living in terror every day?