CHINA – A second oil spill on the other side of the globe threatens wildlife and international waters!

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Blue war shall be waged on Greenpeace! For I am Poseidon, the great azure god, and my appeal is far greater than They of the Many Beards and Ponytails!

BOGOTA – Photographs have surfaced proving the existence of a giant snake in the jungles of Colombia.

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND – Already crippled by their economic crisis, the Icelandic government has now been festooned with “ghost ships” sailing into port.