NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.

GREEN BAY, WI – Aaron Rodgers dissed Brett Favre, who responded by sexting Rodgers a picture of his genitals.

DALLAS, TX – A Weekly World News Exclusive Super Bowl Update!

A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Pennsylvania found that watching the Super Bowl causes male impotence!

PITTSBURGH – Rex Ryan and the NY Jets lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers, but Rex had a “very special night” with his wife.

NEW YORK, NY – Last night, in a stunning announcement, Brett Favre admitted that much his childhood hero, Spock, he is only half-human.