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HOUSTON – NASA says that in 2013 the sun will awaken and destroy all satellites.
NASA has launched the universe’s first Deep Space Atomic Clock.
NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head launched into space.
NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!
LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems. Sources say he hopes to appear more passably human before the final debate.