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SUN WILL DESTROY ALL SATELLITES IN 2013
HOUSTON – NASA says that in 2013 the sun will awaken and destroy all satellites.
FLYING ATOMIC CLOCK
NASA has launched the universe’s first Deep Space Atomic Clock.
STEPHEN COLBERT’S HEAD LAUNCHED INTO SPACE (VIDEO)
NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head launched into space.
ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES
NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!
CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS
LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.
MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE
DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems. Sources say he hopes to appear more passably human before the final debate.
