DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.

SAN ANTONIO – Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas. He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!

BREAKING – The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.

AUSTIN, TX – Texas has seceded from the union. Led by Governor Rick Perry, Texans and those frustrated with the Federal government are clamoring to Texas to start a new country.