I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!

NEW YORK, NY – The View’s resident Republican was snubbed by the White House, and she isn’t going down without a fight!

SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.

Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!

Reactions from politicians has been mixed.