Tag Archives: Gootans
MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
BOURNEMOUTH, UK – Blue goo from alien spaceships has been dropping on English citizens over the last week.
DAVENPORT, WA – The U.S. has opened an alien defense command center to protect America from the Gootans.
MOSCOW – Russia has built the first Alien Defense System to deal with the alien attack projected to happen this November.
Large metallic balls are dropping across the U.S. (and Africa). NASA and the U.N. confirmed the alien balls are from Planet Zeeba.
WAITUHI, NEW ZEALAND – Numerous witnesses saw mysterious lights over the weekend. Experts have identified them as alien ships from Planet Zeeba.
NASA’s surveillance spacecraft spotted an alien spaceship near the planet Mercury.
BINCHUAN, CHINA – Aliens from Gootan have been spotted throughout Yunnan province in China.
SOUTH AFRICA – At a worldwide Alien Summit taking place in Johannesburg, experts are speculating that the Gootans are here to plunder earth of its gold.
FORT WILLIAM, SCOTLAND – An alien spaceship flew into the Angus Sea off Scotland yesterday