FACEBOOK TO CHARGE USERS!
BREAKING – Facebook, soon to be a public company, has reportedly announced a bold new plan – charging users?
Tag Archives: Goldman Sachs
FACEBOOK WILL END ON JULY 15th, 2012! (UPDATE)
PALO ALTO – Facebook continues to deny rumors it is shutting down on July 15th of 2012. WWN, however, has confirmed that it is true.
GROUPON IPO COUPON
WWN Financial News – Groupon Deal of the Day – 50% off IPO shares!
U.S. BAILS OUT FACEBOOK!
With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
GOLDMAN SACHS BANS U.S. INVESTORS FROM FACEBOOK
NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.
GOLDMAN PARTNER INJURED IN TRADING ACCIDENT
WWN FINANCIAL NEWS – A Goldman Sachs Group partner was hospitalized in a bizarre trading accident.
WALL STREET BONUSES
NEW YORK – Wall Street bonuses for 2010 will larger than any year in its history.
ED ANGER SAYS: CAT MEAT’S FOR COMMIES!
All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!
