ALIENS HERE TO TAKE OUR GOLD?

SOUTH AFRICA – At a worldwide Alien Summit taking place in Johannesburg, experts are speculating that the Gootans are here to plunder earth of its gold.

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MINERS BROUGHT UP, POLITICIANS SENT DOWN

COPIAPO, CHILE –  In an agreement between the U.S. and  Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S.  politician.

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FED SAYS RECESSION IS OVER

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Ben Bernanke says that the worst of the recession is over and the economy will level out, thanks to a large reserve of gold found hidden under Mount Rushmore.

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