In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
[mpoverlay]CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Monday Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
Bat Boy is looking for a new date and he’s narrowed the choices down to these 30.
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