NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
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SWEARING AT GOD IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH
BALTIMORE, MD – A recently completed study has shown that profanity leveled at deities can extend your lifespan.
UPDATE: PALINTOLOGY REVEALED!
These drawings were found left behind on Palin’s debate notes last night showing both her belief in what should be taught in schools but also her view on the natural evolution of woman. The images show Palin evolving from Christian obedience, gunslinging hunter, patriotic beauty queen, and expectant wife to Governor Mother.
Baby Parts Lake Michigan
A year ago, John and his wife Rachel would not have believed what fate had in store for them
God Fires Warning Shots
An angry God fired two warning shots at a suburb of Patra, Greece, the European nation’s third largest urban center
