GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH

NASA has just detected a swarm of 16 asteroids hurtling towards Earth this week. After investigating the swarm, NASA has announced that God was throwing asteroids at Earth. They did not know what the reason was for God’s actions, but they are confident it was him (or her). These asteroids will start slamming into Earth …

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MOSES HAD A GPS!

SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land was the setting for one of the most heroic escapes in the annals of mankind:  the Exodus of the Hebrew people from Egypt. “After Moses led the people of Israel from Egypt, they wandered in the Sinai desert for forty …

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POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME!

VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.  

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STEPHEN HAWKING: GOD DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE

NEW YORK, NY – Stephen Hawking has proposed another new shocking theory!

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BECK: "ONLY BAT BOY CAN SAVE US"

WASHINGTON, DC – At his Restoring Honor Rally, Glenn Beck  told the crowd that Bat Boy is the only one who can save  America.

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