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POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME!
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
TEBOW 3:16
DENVER – God is rooting for Tebow and the Broncos. And the signs were everywhere during the Broncos-Steelers playoff game.
YOUR PASSPORT TO HEAVEN
Your Passport to Heaven is a non-stop thrill ride giving its readers an insight into what it takes to insure your passage through the pearly gates.
GOD CREATED THE BIG BANG
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced today that God created the Big Bang.
KENTUCKY TO BUILD NOAH’S ARK
KENTUCKY – Anticipating another “biblical” flood, Kentucky is building an ark for some of its elite citizens.
STEPHEN HAWKING: GOD DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE
NEW YORK, NY – Stephen Hawking has proposed another new shocking theory!
BECK: “ONLY BAT BOY CAN SAVE US”
WASHINGTON, DC – At his Restoring Honor Rally, Glenn Beck told the crowd that Bat Boy is the only one who can save the United States of America.
DEVIL PUTS A FREEZE ON BUYING SOULS
HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.
HAND OF GOD?
BOSTON, MA – What is this unearthly shape spotted in the night sky?
SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
It is obvious that they intend to seek an audience with I, Poseidon, the immortal deity of the deep.
