VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.

DENVER – God is rooting for Tebow and the Broncos. And the signs were everywhere during the Broncos-Steelers playoff game.

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VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced today that God created the Big Bang.

KENTUCKY – Anticipating another “biblical” flood, Kentucky is building an ark for some of its elite citizens.

NEW YORK, NY – Stephen Hawking has proposed another new shocking theory!

WASHINGTON, DC – At his Restoring Honor Rally, Glenn Beck told the crowd that Bat Boy is the only one who can save the United States of America.

HADES – The Devil, overwhelmed by people selling their souls, is putting a temporary freeze on soul purchases.

BOSTON, MA – What is this unearthly shape spotted in the night sky?

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
It is obvious that they intend to seek an audience with I, Poseidon, the immortal deity of the deep.