ENGLAND – Cows have been bred to produce human breast milk!

Lady Gaga loses number one spot to Eminem on Facebook

LONDON – Scientists have created a Superchicken that doesn’t spread bird flu, is faster than a speeding bullet and can bend steel with its beak.

SAO PAOLO – VW Brazil has created a special car for drivers who are under 5 feet tall.

Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!

My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!

The yet to be named automobile is known internally as “Codename Twinkle”