I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.

FAIRFIELD, CT – There was a rumor about General Electric Co. donating $3.2 billion to the federal government. The real number is $10 billion!!

WASHINGTON – Doctors have confirmed that Barack Obama has had brain surgery.

NEW YORK – Glenn Beck is out at Fox News and his replacement is: Ed Anger!

I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!

NEW YORK – After being suspended indefinitely by MSNBC, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News tonight.

NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he will be taking his controversial talk-show to China – permanently!

NEW YORK – Fox News today fired the hosts of Fox & Friends and replaced them with chimps.

NEW YORK, NY – Bill Clinton is getting some sharp words from an unexpected source.