Tag Archive | "glenn beck"

ED ANGER SAYS, “I’M SICK OF CHINA!”

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I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

JOHN LENNON WAS A REPUBLICAN

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LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.

G.E. TO DONATE $10 BILLION TO U.S. TREASURY

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FAIRFIELD, CT – There was a rumor about General Electric Co. donating $3.2 billion to the federal government. The real number is $10 billion!!

OBAMA HAD BRAIN SURGERY

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WASHINGTON – Doctors have confirmed that Barack Obama has had brain surgery.

GLENN BECK REPLACEMENT

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NEW YORK – Glenn Beck is out at Fox News and his replacement is: Ed Anger!

ED ANGER SAYS, “BUST THE UNIONS!”

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I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!

KEITH OLBERMANN JOINS FOX NEWS

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NEW YORK – After being suspended indefinitely by MSNBC, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News tonight.

GLENN BECK MOVING TO CHINA!

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NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he will be taking his controversial talk-show to China – permanently!

FOX & FRIENDS FIRES HOSTS, HIRES CHIMPS

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NEW YORK – Fox News today fired the hosts of Fox & Friends and replaced them with chimps.

RACHEL MADDOW, BILL CLINTON FEUD

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NEW YORK, NY – Bill Clinton is getting some sharp words from an unexpected source.