LORETO, Mexico — A pack of giant squid capsized a fishing boat in the Sea of Cortés yesterday, killing seven fishermen.

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND – Already crippled by their economic crisis, the Icelandic government has now been festooned with “ghost ships” sailing into port.

NEW YORK, NY – Following three years of repair, the USS Intrepid’s return to Manhattan was greeted by hundreds of history buffs as well as the Tri-State Area’s only known Kraken.