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Tag Archives: germany
UGLIEST BIRD IN THE WORLD
It’s official. Nelson, pictured above, is the ugliest bird in the world.
SCIENTISTS GROW SPERM IN LABORATORY
MUNICH – Scientists are able to grow sperm in a laboratory dish. Could this make men obsolete?
PROSTITUTE METERS
BONN, GERMANY – Prostitutes in this city now have to “feed the meter” if they want to walk the streets.
GHOST NAZIS ATTACK ENGLAND!
LONDON – World War Two German bomber, from the 1940s, are once again dropping bombs on England!
KNUT DEAD
GERMANY – Knut the cute polar bear – is dead. Killed by aliens.
GERMAN SINKHOLE
GERMANY – A giant sinkhole under a residential street opened up on Monday in central Germany.
HAIRLESS BEARS
BERLIN – Scientists are baffled over a group of bears who have lost their fur!
