NEWT GINGRICH FALLS INTO WORMHOLE
ALABAMA – At a campaign stop in Selma, Newt Gingrich took the stage… then disappeared!
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KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE!
ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.
Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.
SIX-LEGGED LAMB
The miracle birth happened in Velistsikhe, Georgia.
MAYAN RUINS IN GEORGIA
Archeologists Georgia are claiming that they have discovered some ancient Mayan ruins.
BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA ATTACK!
ORANGE BEACH, AL – Brain-eating amoeba have been found in the Alabama water supply and communities in Mississippi.
ATLANTA FIREBALL
ATLANTA – A mystery red fireball was seen above Atlanta last night. Authorities confirm it was a UFO.
WAL-MART GANG
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Gangs are springing up in Wal-Marts around the country, but shoppers continue to risk it in search of good deals.
COOPER COURTED BY SHARK
ATLANTA, GA – Following a trip to Australia where Anderson Cooper taped a shark special, he was treated to a surprise guest in the studio.
PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
MANIGATOR SPOTTED ON GEORGIA BEACH
JEKYLL ISLAND, GA – A terrifying creature with the head of a man and the scaly body of an alligator was seen making its way along Georgia’s Jekyll Island – and frightened scientists are pleading with citizens to stay away!
