US SELLS ALASKA TO RUSSIA
WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.
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LIBERTY BELL CASINO
PHILADELPHIA — Six years after egalizing gambling, Philadelphia is going to have the world’s most famous casino.
PRESIDENTIAL RECESS APPOINTMENTS
WASHINGTON D.C. – President Barack Obama made an announcement Tuesday that if Republicans continue to block all legislation, he will seek punitive action.
PRESIDENTS DAY SALE SURPRISE
CHICAGO, IL – Sears has worked hard to secure great Presidents Day sales by conjuring up the ghost of George Washington at its flagship store.
ED ANGER SAYS QUIT DREAMING ABOUT OBAMA!
I’m madder than Sigmund Freud with a busted stogie about that crazy woman at the New York Times!
OBAMA RIDING HORSE TO INAUGURATION
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.
QUIT BEING A SISSY AND GET RUDE
I’m madder than chair-tossing hoops coach Bobby Knight with road rage about a new survey I just read saying that Americans are too rude!
LYING & CHEATING MADE AMERICA GREAT
I’m madder than a schoolteacher with a rotten apple over the big hubbub about kids cheating in school. A government study that just came out says 70 percent – seven of 10 – high school students fessed up that they cheat on tests. Thank heavens, I say!
