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WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
Bill Clinton has accepted an invitation to introduce Mitt Romney at the Republican National Convention this evening.
NEW YORK/CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush will be replacing Regis Philbin as co-host on his popular ABC talk show.
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.
MEMPHIS – To mark the 33rd anniversary of his reported death, Elvis went to Graceland and he brought Michael Jackson with him.
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
VANCOUVER – At a Canadian luncheon last week, former President Bush said, “I did not sell my soul.” Satan has disputed his statement.