NEW YORK/CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush will be replacing Regis Philbin as co-host on his popular ABC talk show.

CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.

CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.

MEMPHIS – To mark the 33rd anniversary of his reported death, Elvis went to Graceland and he brought Michael Jackson with him.

WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31

I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!

VANCOUVER – At a Canadian luncheon last week, former President Bush said, “I did not sell my soul.” Satan has disputed his statement.

I’m madder than a three-legged dog at a fire hydrant!

Dick Cheney is writing his memoirs. Weekly World News has acquired an advance look at the torrid tale of his relationship with President Bush.