Tag Archives: George Lucas

STAR WARS BLU-RAY RELEASE

By Pierce Blodyn on January 7, 2011

SKYWALKER RANCH, CA – Lucasfilm Ltd. has announced that the long awaited Blu-ray box set of the entire Star Wars sexilogy will be released in 2011

By Garrett Hawley on August 5, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – A new club has been formed that requires a massive bank account – but it’s all for a good cause!

By Frank Lake on August 3, 2010

ALBUQUERQUE, NM – The U.S. government is using brain-eating chemicals to turn Americans into Zombies.

By Tap Vann on December 22, 2009

NEW YORK, NY – One of the universe’s most heinous villains opened Wall Street today!