George Clooney went in for yet another surgery to repair his elbow. But this time doctors were forced to amputate his arm.

PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.

MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.

HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.

I’m madder than a hippie chick who’s run out of hemp tampons!