Tag Archive | "gay"

GAY PENGUINS KICKED OUT OF ZOO!

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TORONTO – Pedro and Buddy – two gay penguins – were tossed out of the Toronto Zoo, let loose onto the streets.

WILL SMITH DIVORCING JADA – TO BE WITH MADONNA

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HOLLYWOOD – Will Smith is separating from his wife Jada Pinkett Smith so he can be with his “true love” – Madonna.

BERT AND ERNIE PLAN GAY WEDDING

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NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.

MILEY CYRUS TO MARRY GAY LOVER

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HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus hinted over the weekend that she will marry her “dear friend,” Anna Oliver.

GERMAN DOCTORS FIND “GAY” CURE

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BERLIN – German doctors announced that they have found the cure for “gayness.”

GAY HORSES MURDERED

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OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.

RONALD MCDONALD GAY!

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OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.

RIHANNA’S LESBIAN LOVER

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HOLLYWOOD – Rihanna had a lesbian affair with model, Natajah Burton.

PARENT ONE, PARENT TWO

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WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has banned the words “mother” and “father” on all official government documents.

CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN

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ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.