Tag Archives: gay
NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
George Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keilber, made a fatal mistake. She tried on an engagement ring and so, George dumped her.
Fresh off his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has a new significant other in his life: Anderson Cooper.
Superman is coming out of the closet in June.
TORONTO – Pedro and Buddy – two gay penguins – were tossed out of the Toronto Zoo, let loose onto the streets.
HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus hinted over the weekend that she will marry her “dear friend,” Anna Oliver.
BERLIN – German doctors announced that they have found the cure for “gayness.”
OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has banned the words “mother” and “father” on all official government documents.