SUPERMAN IS GAY
Superman is coming out of the closet in June.
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GAY PENGUINS KICKED OUT OF ZOO!
TORONTO – Pedro and Buddy – two gay penguins – were tossed out of the Toronto Zoo, let loose onto the streets.
BERT AND ERNIE PLAN GAY WEDDING
NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
MILEY CYRUS TO MARRY GAY LOVER
HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus hinted over the weekend that she will marry her “dear friend,” Anna Oliver.
GERMAN DOCTORS FIND “GAY” CURE
BERLIN – German doctors announced that they have found the cure for “gayness.”
GAY HORSES MURDERED
OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.
RONALD MCDONALD GAY!
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
RIHANNA’S LESBIAN LOVER
HOLLYWOOD – Rihanna had a lesbian affair with model, Natajah Burton.
PARENT ONE, PARENT TWO
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has banned the words “mother” and “father” on all official government documents.
CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN
ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.
