BATON ROUGE – Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has proposed a same-sex marriage bill.

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has banned the words “mother” and “father” on all official government documents.

ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.

SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”

WASHINGTON, DC – The District of Columbia legalized gay marriage yesterday, and society has already begun to crumble.

SENECA FALLS, W.VA – America’s favorite mutant was spotted in line this weekend to see the movie Milk.