MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.

WASHINGTON, DC – The District of Columbia legalized gay marriage yesterday, and society has already begun to crumble.

I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape over this gay marriage business.

JACKSONVILLE, FL – Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.

NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.

NEW HAVEN, CT – The Chaos Cloud settled over New Haven City Hall yesterday in preparation for the start of official gay marriages.