NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.

HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus hinted over the weekend that she will marry her “dear friend,” Anna Oliver.

BURLINGTON, Vermont — The Emily Post Institute will publish its first guide for the proper gay wedding in late 2011.

CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.

MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.

WASHINGTON, DC – The District of Columbia legalized gay marriage yesterday, and society has already begun to crumble.

I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape over this gay marriage business.

JACKSONVILLE, FL – Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.

NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.

NEW HAVEN, CT – The Chaos Cloud settled over New Haven City Hall yesterday in preparation for the start of official gay marriages.