BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.

LONDON – News outlets are in an uproar today that President Obama bowed to Saudi King Abdullah. The President insists he was just picking up a quarter.

I’m madder than a footman with an ingrown toenail!

LONDON – During President Obama’s first meeting with Queen Elizabeth II, he presented her with a gift: an iPhone filled with tokens of American culture.