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OBAMA’S FOX NEWS INTERVIEW
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama will finally give an interview to Fox News. Both he and the station are preparing for the imminent showdown.
ED ANGER SAYS: “HANDS OFF FOX NEWS!”
I guess the Teleprompter Kid has nothing better to do than get mad that not everybody loves him.
SCHWARZENEGGER BACKS HEALTH CARE REFORM
SACRAMENTO, CA – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has come forward saying he backs health care reform.
GLENN BECK’S YOM KIPPUR
NEW YORK, NY – Glenn Beck tweeted about appropriating Yom Kippur as a day to pray “for the Republic.”
FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA OWES ME A NEW TV!
I’m madder than a couch potato with a busted remote!
CHENEY ADMITS NO LINK BETWEEN 9/11 AND IRAQ
NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”
EDGAR MITCHELL BELIEVES IN ALIEN LIFE
GAITHERSBURG, MD – Former astronaut Edgar Mitchell stated at a UFO conference that extraterrestrial life exists and the government is actively covering it up.
GLENN BECK’S COMEDY TOUR
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News commentator Glenn Beck is taking time out from his various news shows to do comedy.
TED STEVENS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT CLOSED
ANCHORAGE, AK – Ted Stevens International Airport closed this weekend due to volcanic ash. Former Senator Ted Stevens believes it’s all part of a liberal conspiracy.
