NEW HAMSPHIRE – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michelle Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

NEW YORK – There’s speculation that George Soros placed heavy bets against the U.S., causing the market crash.

LONDON – Jonnie Marbles, the man who attacked Rupert Murdoch, revealed that he is an American spy.

LONDON – Rupert Murdoch told British authorities that he was selling ALL his media properties – including Fox News.

LONDON – Investigators revealed that Rupert Murdoch’s News of The World has been hacking Obama’s blackberry.

HOLLYWOOD – The women in the Anthony Weiner scandal have signed on with Bravo for a reality show.

WASHINGTON, DC – Sarah Palin told Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday that Paul Revere discovered America in 1915.

NEW YORK – Glenn Beck is out at Fox News and his replacement is: Ed Anger!

NEW YORK – After being suspended indefinitely by MSNBC, Keith Olbermann signed with Fox News tonight.

NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he will be taking his controversial talk-show to China – permanently!