Tag Archives: fourth of july

STATUE OF LIBERTY REOPENS

By Reginald Cunningham III on July 3, 2009

NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.

Mutants, TopStory

ED ANGER SAYS: IT’S ‘IN DEPENDS DAY’!

By Ed Anger on July 3, 2009

I’m madder than a wet firecracker! Tomorrow is Independence Day, the 4th of July, but our great nation is going down the toilet.

Ed Anger, TopStory

FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

By Hideaki Tailor on July 2, 2009

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the doomsday invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

Aliens, TopStory

ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!

By Ed Anger on June 3, 2009

I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!

Ed Anger, TopStory