MIAMI, FL – Killer jellyfish are attacking beachgoers in Florida. They’ve killed 767 people already!

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – After years of hiding out in Everglades National Park, Skunk Ape is having a coming out party.

PANAMA CITY, FL – Tiger Woods finalized his divorce , then bought this $30 million dollar bikini. Who’s the lucky girl?

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!